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Seahawks Mascot Stutter-Steps, 49ers Fan Falls Like A Sack Of Potatoes

Seahawks Mascot Stutter-Steps, 49ers Fan Falls Like A Sack Of Potatoes

DSL News July 24, 2014 0

The bounce. The bounce is what makes this particularly humiliating for the San Francisco fan and absolutely wonderful for the rest of us. That it comes as he tries to adjust his pants while

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Police: Texas Football Players Sexually Assaulted Woman, Took Picture

Police: Texas Football Players Sexually Assaulted Woman, Took Picture

DSL News July 24, 2014 0

  Two Texas football players, Kendall Sanders and Montrel Meander, are … …read more    

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Aaron Hernandez Is In This 2014 Florida Gators Calendar

Aaron Hernandez Is In This 2014 Florida Gators Calendar

DSL News July 1, 2014 0

Can’t believe they actually added this loser. …read more    

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Tony Romo Spawns Future Frontman Of Weezer Cover Band

Tony Romo Spawns Future Frontman Of Weezer Cover Band

DSL News March 20, 2014 0

Tony Romo and his wife Candice welcomed their second child into the world yesterday, and they gave the tyke an…uh…interesting name. …read more  

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Panthers’ Shitty Offseason Gets Worse With Cam Newton’s Ankle

Panthers’ Shitty Offseason Gets Worse With Cam Newton’s Ankle

DSL News March 19, 2014 0

Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton will undergo ankle surgery Wednesday. The recovery will keep him sidelined for an estimated four months, another piece of crappy news added to the pile that is Carolina’s offseason.

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